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If you could meet your true inner self, what would s/he look like, and what would s/he tell you?

they would look like a potato and cauliflower curry and they'd tell me to LAY OFF THE MOONSHINE, SWEETHEART



Posted on 2011.04.07 at 20:29
nothing terribly interesting is going on, jeez! I've been watching lots of terrible television in the form of "she ra" and "lost in space", the latter of which is only occasionally bearable without heavy imbibing. DR SMITH YOU ARE THE BEST CHARACTER BUT ALSO THE WORST CHARACTER, HOLY SHIT STOP SHRIEKING D:

but she ra is fucking amazing, I love the horrible voice work for the villains. THIS LADY'S THING IS SHE'S A CAT, OR SOMETHING. So she goes MRERREWWWWOOOOORR every other word. Amazing. I almost certainly would've hated it when I was a kid, but I love it now.


this is why I should go to bed at a reasonable time

Posted on 2010.11.22 at 00:45

Snapes on a Plane: HP AU. Snape gets into a hassle with the TSA, insults a stewardess, and is detained by security on landing. WHAT CAUSES THIS SCENARIO TO ARISE? I don't know, I told you already these are terrible ideas! Jeez.

30 Rock Liz Lemon/Jack Donaughy/Jenna Jr. family piece set after in a post-nuclear apocalyptic setting. Guest starring Tracy's realdoll double.

*I am not calling them plot bunnies because these are more like... half-starved jackalopes with chemical burns and open sores. Ick.


oh hey remember how I draw sometimes?

Posted on 2010.11.11 at 22:46
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Actually bothered to finish something for this - http://harveyjames.livejournal.com/164155.html


(When Ian saw it he did a double take and said "THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE SEEN YOU DRAW A HUMAN BEING" which, hahaha, I guess is sort of true. I doodle lots of people but I generally only take images to any level of finish if they involve A) MONSTERS!!! or B) funny animals.)

life updates: done with the one freelancing job, taking ANOTHER from the same guy in addition to moving to full time with the other more-regular job. Hopefully this doesn't burn me out, haha. One of them is a little out of my comfort zone, which is good, since it'll force me to do a bit more planning and experimentation than I generally do.



Posted on 2010.07.11 at 12:28
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So, this article REALLY, REALLY pisses me off. Bad, horribly-cited fear mongering excrement posing as HARD SCIENCE WHOAAAH THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO HAPPEN! A couple of my friends have already bought into it (WHYYY) and apparently it has something like 40k + views. UGGGGH. And it's on a site where authors are paid for articles that get lots of hits, I believe.

Why can't people do their research? Say, like looking up his name and finding out he's a pro-secession teabagger? And that his background is in the FINANCIAL SECTOR and he knows dick-all about geography or anything even vaguely scientific? This shit is ridiculous.


Writer's Block: Love or be loved?

Posted on 2010.07.03 at 09:39
Do you think a romantic relationship can ever be equal or will one partner always love and/or compromise more than the other? Given the choice, would you rather be the one who loves more or is loved more?

I can't answer this question because it isn't an absurd moral choice you'd have to make in a videogame, like "SAVE THE CHILD or TOSS THE CHILD INTO A PIT OF BOILING ACID" but nice try, livejournal. Let's get back to the unadulterated crazy for the next writers block, 'kay?

If someone intentionally set fire to your home and you had ten minutes to get out, would you try to save the arsonist or your belongings?

What? How did the arsonist get trapped in my home? Did a wooden beam fall on him because he was too busy STARING AT THE FIRE? Did I start a feud with a mentally handicapped person?

Also, to answer the question, I'd grab my shit instead of saving the PETARD-HOISTING ARSONIST. Am I even aware of their presence? Are they screaming for help?

I mean, it's kind of important to know if I know that this dude set a fire in my house. If I didn't know they were flinging matches all willy-nilly and GETTING CAUGHT IN THEIR (confoundedly stupid) HATEFUL MACHINATIONS, I would certainly try to save them! But I assume this scenario involves said arsonist bursting into my abode, turning on his flamethrower, and promptly tripping over a set of marbles. What an ass.


• The arsonist can't get out because I live in the Winchester House! WHOOPS!

• The arsonist can't get out because I live in an apartment complex. My neighbor collects gasoline, as a hobby.
(OR: they don't pay their electric bills and they have to do everything by candlelight. By a freak coincidence, just as my malefactor is setting the apartment on fire, my neighbor knocks over several of their candles, and this EXTRA FIRE prevents the arsonist from escaping???)

• The arsonist got in the house because I left the door ajar, but they accidentally closed it behind them and can't get back out because they have a phobia of doorknobs.

• The arsonist develops a sudden interest in cosplaying as Thích Quảng Đức.


also, on reading fandom wank again

Posted on 2010.06.15 at 23:07

this is without a doubt the most confusing, bewildering thing I've seen posted on f_w.* IS this related to Stargate? SOMEHOW? I'm choosing to interpret it as an alternate universe where Mitchell (of the movie "Mitchell") has a family, and it is gigantic.

They all have lots of baby oil.


EDIT: okay, nevermind. I guess it is.

This makes me feel exactly the way I felt when I found out that someone was writing 30+ chapter stories about Alvin and the Chipmunks: my head is imploding help help!



Posted on 2010.03.12 at 07:53
OH NO I started watching Lost with work friends during our lunch breaks. We're only on the start of the second season (THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER)


Locke looks a lot like one of the freelancers!

Cowardice results in FUTURE DEATH (via hilarious messy explosions! Which are... notably less hilarious whilst eating food, but hey! EXPLOSIONS!)

if someone shows up in flashbacks and talks to one of the island-bound characters for more than a minute they're almost certainly going to show up on the island, SOMEHOW???

So, yeah. That's pretty much the only new thing going on lately. My birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks! And like, half of the people I know are also having birthdays before then. I wanna get a group together to see "Secret of Kells" because I assume it's out SOMEWHERE in the city.


Writer's Block: Sunrise, Sunset

Posted on 2010.01.06 at 15:49
When you wake up, what's the first thing you think about? What's the last thing you think about before you fall asleep? Are they the same?


On bad days the last thing I think about before falling asleep is PICROSS. MY BRAIN TRIES TO SOLVE PICROSS PUZZLES BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP which hinders sleeping and augh. No picross before bed!

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